Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
13.06.2025 15:44

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I have complete contempt for fakery
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I have a reading level above third grade
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
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I understand how hurricane paths work
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I have complete contempt for traitorism
Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
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I don’t buy bullshit
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I can count
What did Chandrashekhar Azad say about Hinduism during a podcast?
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
Should India conduct another air strike to attack Pakistan over the Pahalgam attack?
I see through liars
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I don’t cotton to rapists
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I can read
I actually pay taxes
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones